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How to finger a girl

gypsiesblood:

1. Use your tongue

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magikarp:

we’re in mexico and my brother said he can’t read the clock because he cant speak spanish

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suprchnk:

find a booty you can worship daily and settle down.

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tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

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m0shmonster:

stunningpicture:

It’s all a matter of perspective


that’s the tightest shit I’ve ever seen

m0shmonster:

stunningpicture:

It’s all a matter of perspective

that’s the tightest shit I’ve ever seen

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lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry

lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry

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sidnugget:

when did i get this fat

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girltrash420:

jesussbabymomma:

somedayinjakarta:

WHAT IS THIS SHOW?!!?!?!?

HOW DO I GET ON THIS SHOW

can i go on if i dont have a bf? just for ya know, fun 

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bowlingforwhoop:

neverlaur:

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

Oh, they were.
Jake: You’ve got to be kidding meDad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

neverlaur:

neverlaur:

bowlingforwhoop:

neverlaur:

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

Oh, they were.

Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me
Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!
Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

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notabadday:

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if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around 

my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry

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stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

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"I’m definitely Pro-Selfie. I think that anybody who’s Anti-Selfie is really just a hater. Because, truthfully, why shouldn’t people take pictures of themselves ? When I’m on Instagram and I see that somebody took a picture of themselves, I’m like ‘Thank You’.
I don’t need to see a picture of the sky, the trees, plants. There’s only one you.
I could Google image search ‘the sky’ and I would probably see beautiful images to knock my socks off. But I can’t google, you know ‘what does my friend look like today?’
For you to be able to take a picture of yourself that you feel good enough about to share with the world - I think that’s a great thing"

— Ezra Koenig being the most adorable human being ever (via unmaiden)

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